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Teenage girl #1: I'm sure there's at least one West African child that isn't heavily inebriated!
Teenage girl #2: Ya, I knew one once, he was a really bad fuck.
--112th b/w Broadway & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Ema O'Connor
Black girl: I'm not voting. I'm from Illinois and I never registered to get an absentee ballot.
White guy: Well, Obama's clearly going to win there, anyway. (pause) Oh, wait... No, I didn't mean...
Black girl: No, it's okay, you're right, I would have voted for him.
White guy: But that's not why I... It wasn't the black thing, it was the NYU thing.
--NYU Silver Center


NYU professor: And so the Chinese invented statistics to take censuses. (to girl) Would you have been counted?
Girl: Um... Yes?
Guy: No, because they only counted men in the censuses.
Professor: Right, because this was back in the good old days, when men were men and women were washing machines.
--NYU Kaufman Building
Overheard by: Erin
Euchre partner #1: Dude! I saved your ass on that hand.
Euchre partner #2: Yes -and thank you for being Jesus for my anus.
--Euchre Club of Queens

